Top ten cures for Michael Owen commentary. ....In reverse order 10) stick to sky. 9) suicide. 8) take a ****. 7) watch rugby, cricket or some other **** sport. 6) drink alot whilst taking another **** on drugs with a finger in your pee hole! Please add a further 5 answers!

Can't watch this...got tickets to the ashes this summer... I'm fearful

New Zealand don't turned up reminds me how pakistan played against Australia in world cup final in uk.totally froze could not play at all.

Great start... Need smith early here

We need the mother of all bowling displays to stand a chance! Let's do this blackcaps

Grant Elliott just about keeping The Kiwis in this. Australia bowling attack is just too strong.

Starting to get some momentum CMON you blackcaps!!

Elliot using the back of the bat, got to try something

Expected more

If this is going to be a contest these 2 batters really need to step up!! NZ need at least 280!!

Too easy for the Aussies. Come on New Zealand

Real quality from the Aus bowlers, not giving the batters any freebies!!

Hey Guyz 2 of my teams won. Jazz and Avs

Go New Zealand

Want new Zealand to win.first world cup win for black caps

That's more like it! We don't have mccullum so the boys need to step up

What a start from starc

Holy ****, great bowling by Starc.

Cmon New Zealand

Morning yappers!! Cmon kiwis lets do this!!!

CMON blackcaps!! #nz

So so happy for the kiwis after pakiztan got out i rooted for the kiwis by far the most loveliest nation never to win it always play hard bit fair never any contraversy good luk

Two early wickets lovely

New Zealand to win the whole comp I think

Well done lads for making the qtr finals!!

Complete annihilation! Amazing performance by the Kiwis.

Dan Vettori with a dive for the camera's there!!! ;)

Think this will b a draw

I've been watching Trent Boult for a year or so now and I have to say he looks fantastic. I wish England had someone like that

Newzealand well in control